Total Medals Earned: 249 (From 66 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,985 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Defeat the boss and win the game!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Customized your character
Won a match against someone in online
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 8/16 (45/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
"There's nobody here."
See your new pet fish!
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 3/4 (100/125 points)
Take the easy way out.
That's quite a busy reign
Grab your piece of eternal kingship
Kinghood suxx
Medals Earned: 4/20 (100/500 points)
Unlock Captain
Unlock Girlfriend
Unlock Pico
Unlock Nene
Unlock Phil
Unlock Josh
Unlock Cordelia
Unlock Henry
Unlock Tricky
Unlock Ellie
Unlock Johny
Unlock Chibi Knight
Unlock Kerrigan
Unlock King
Unlock The Boogley
Unlock Rogue Soul
Unlock Smiley
Unlock Shotgun Man
Unlock Goat
Unlock Chocolateman
Medals Earned: 5/5 (80/80 points)
Bring rain to your followers
Bring rain to those who do not worship the Snakedragon
Bring rain equally to all
Flood the village
Deny rain to all
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/110 points)
Beat the game
Find all places to take a shit
Find all ways to freshen up
Find all ways to puke
Flawlessly beat the game (all positives, no negatives)
Find all 91 interactions
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/275 points)
Finish tutorial
Unlock the Challenge Area
Complete all challenges
Eat every fly
Win in under 10:00
Win in under 5:00
Medals Earned: 8/11 (325/500 points)
How to open them
get three perfect notes in a row
Get a perfect combo of at least 15 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 30 notes
Beat the final guy
Beat the boss without using the checkpoint
Beat the game with at least 3 lives left
Beat the game without using the checkpoint or taking damage
Get a perfect combo of at least 64 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 100 notes
finish the game with over 95% completion
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.